He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Randomize
