So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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