worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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