Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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