She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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