On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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