I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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