Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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