I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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