Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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