I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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