Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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