I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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