i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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