:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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