Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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