Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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