hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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