I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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