Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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