id be glad to
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Its about making memories worth repressing
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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