If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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