Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
its not stalking. its research.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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