More tranny stories later!
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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