I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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