i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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