Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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