Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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