what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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