id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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