We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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