Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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