Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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