i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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