Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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