I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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