So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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