at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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