is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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