Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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