Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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