I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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