yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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