Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
My vagina is officially offended.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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