I'm jealous of your bromance
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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