We're facebook friends in real life
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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