oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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