I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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