well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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