There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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