No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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