i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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