nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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