he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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