All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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