Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
